Around the House
In my apartment lives 4 tenants. Let's call them T1, T2, T3, T4.
NAMES
Mis-spelling of my name has happened not once, twice but thrice! Wenig means "Few". I can't imagine the twisted look on their amused face when someone has the first name "Few".
ROOMS
Take a peek into their room.
T1 is so loud literally. Even with my door close, I can hear his voice and his music across the walls, I can feel the vibration of his footsteps that threaten to shake the foundation of the house.
T2 is your truly, whose room is spanking clean and neat. With bare feet you can step into T2's room without feeling any slime.
T3 is secretive. I have to wait outside his room before he switches off his Hentai porn.
T4 snatched most of the household accessories from the storeroom and has the most comfortable room. Thus, his motto is "The earliest bird catches the worm".
KITCHEN
Facilities good enough to whip up a feast
T4's on a tighter budget and this is his attempt to bake bread the last week Bread is so freaking expensive. S$3-4 for one loaf that can last for 2 days before it hardens into a concrete like material.
while T2 is enjoying bread with caviar. haha
Click! Guess the area of storage belonging to T2.
I'm so freaked out by cheese. This one smelled so bad like fart.. gross.
DINING ROOM
Where we have meals
and make Gnocchi
TOILET
Click! Guess the toilet belonging to T2!
Shall end it with a high note and I hope you are not eating in front of your computer at the moment. Who left a trail of skid marks on my toilet bowl? Analysis of the biomaterial revealed constituents to be 50% potatoes and 50% meat balls. Obviously it's T1 and half a roll of toilet paper disappeared in the process. T2 had the dirty job of scrubbing the dirt out!
NAMES
Mis-spelling of my name has happened not once, twice but thrice! Wenig means "Few". I can't imagine the twisted look on their amused face when someone has the first name "Few".
ROOMS
Take a peek into their room.
T1 is so loud literally. Even with my door close, I can hear his voice and his music across the walls, I can feel the vibration of his footsteps that threaten to shake the foundation of the house.
T2 is your truly, whose room is spanking clean and neat. With bare feet you can step into T2's room without feeling any slime.
T3 is secretive. I have to wait outside his room before he switches off his Hentai porn.
T4 snatched most of the household accessories from the storeroom and has the most comfortable room. Thus, his motto is "The earliest bird catches the worm".
KITCHEN
Facilities good enough to whip up a feast
T4's on a tighter budget and this is his attempt to bake bread the last week Bread is so freaking expensive. S$3-4 for one loaf that can last for 2 days before it hardens into a concrete like material.
while T2 is enjoying bread with caviar. haha
Click! Guess the area of storage belonging to T2.
I'm so freaked out by cheese. This one smelled so bad like fart.. gross.
DINING ROOM
Where we have meals
and make Gnocchi
TOILET
Click! Guess the toilet belonging to T2!
Shall end it with a high note and I hope you are not eating in front of your computer at the moment. Who left a trail of skid marks on my toilet bowl? Analysis of the biomaterial revealed constituents to be 50% potatoes and 50% meat balls. Obviously it's T1 and half a roll of toilet paper disappeared in the process. T2 had the dirty job of scrubbing the dirt out!
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