Observant Sociologist - Gyroscope Scale
-G (minus G)
Impression
The normal blokes of the block with a touch of experimentation and a hint of fashion expressionism, with but none so far as to take sit-down-thought, unless precocious with a naturally well defined jaw-line and sculptured features. With absolutely no preparatory work, -G often make their debut with mild amusing results. While -G good features and physique can be their saving grace, the hallmark attraction of the Plain John -G lies in the gorgeous without-trying-too-hard flair that encapsulates simplicity.
Description
Despite meddling with their crown of glory, it is done with utmost minimal fuss. Hair is mostly kept short and neat as their incompetence of controlling long hair is innate. Spot neatly gelled hair with a stiff and unnatural look. However, the absolutely can't-be-bothered type may resort to spiked hair, reminiscent of their fierce facade, that is fuss free simply through a few simple swipes of gel and mess up with the hands.
G's skin is superficially free from acne, till closer inspection reveals the faux secret to camouflage is a tanned complexion, though that does not belie a commitment to cosmetics. Their Nivea or Biore cleanser (from goodie bags or as a gift from girlfriends) often aggravates the skin condition more than it helps.
Clothes are a common combination of single coloured or striped Polo / Tees + Jeans. -Gs are safe in their choices of clothes as they always pick some sort of sport brands. Tasteless dumb alpha ones may be spotted with floral accentuated prints with grotesque results.
-Gs are often blind pursuers of trend and have no mind of their own when it comes to the selection of accessories. An Oakley spectacle for example is an object of their necessity. As -Gs, with their ego as abundant as the ova of a shisamo fish, and can never tell apart Prada from Bata, they are often caught red handed in despicable acts such as prancing around with a Nike/Adidas sneaker, as though it has just been invented.
Hot Spots
It is not a challenge to spot one since the ubiquitous -Gs are sprawled everywhere.
Flaw Tip
-Gs are quick to deny that they are metrosexuals, so be liberal and sprinkle this spice onto their flaming egos.
G1 (G one)
Impression
G1s are closeted in every aspect and given the push to flaunt, they rise up the ranks fast and furious. Puny as fashionista - wannabes, who watch America's Next Top Model, and secretly read their mum's CLEO magazine, they hone over years of observation and experimentation, a sense of style, which is regrettably off-beat and contrived. The ah-beng equivalent in the society, this group fails in that despite looking up to the G2 and G3 seniors, it backslides into the slippery slope of mass brands and safe( read: ugly) styles. May resort to pink hair to get attention.
Description
Appear to be adept at colours, material, cutting, however when the big crunch comes in deciding between HK-designed graphic horror tees and Graniph art-house designs, they fail miserably.
Though this seems to contradict the previous point, G1s are competent to high efficacy extent at gawdy gruesome colours like candy pink (read: cute) on singlets, disgusting material, and OBIANG cutting and style.
Major cash spent at the hair salon. Hair is meticulously coiffed to the latest Taiwanese/ Japanese styles and topped with a ton of wax. Over styling is the rule here. No black and certainly no less than 2 colors please!
Evidence of deep conditioning and protection of scalp, and an overdose of hair tonic that reeks of malodorous herbs.
Skin is close to flawless, although the unlucky ones with bad genes may have yet to discover the secret to beautiful skin. Influenced by the G2s, G1s start to engage in recreational Make-up, but alas with unpleasant effects as badly caked on concealer and powder only serves to deride their shameless visage.
Mascara is used sparingly as they slowly learn the rules of deception, deceit and denial.
Clothes range from pasar malam to branded chic, but the rule here is it must be tasteless. The bold ones, with muscles to flaunt, exhibit in singlets and tank tops in primary colours. Havainas, Birkenstock as alternative footwear is almost a must.
Contact lenses are a must. May or may not be coloured.
Tattoos or piercing like ear rings may be spotted.
Hot Spots
Top Man, NUM, Blood Shop Bros
Flaw Tip
The underaged individuals' hectic schooling schedule, and weak purchasing power may preclude them attaining full benefits and sybaritic leisure.
G2 (G two)
Impression
G2s are pure reigning hubris sluts in their own ranks. Dressed in exuberant flair and abandon (even if the public disagrees, they have their own societies to support them) The appeal of the G2s is a different and a more sophisticated crowd from the G1, where it's about brands and sex. Their flamboyance is unmistakably in your face and they never fail to turn heads. G2s pride themselves with their overwhelming seduction like an Otto Dix caricature, that draws the beholder into a state of indifference to whether it is just EUUCOOL or simply EUU.
Description
Trained to sashay languorously in Masquerade style, G2s exchange looks effortlessly from day to day as though they never run out of ideas. Their extremism may stem from the fact that their close relations to the fashion industry inspire them to engage in cross dress ambiguity.
Close acquaintances of hair stylists, skin-care professionals, they get free weekly protein hair treatment, and samples of facial masque for all the moisture and radiance they can ever dream of. As such, G2's skin is unusually translucent , with a deep emanating glow and pinky radiance, that even women would die for. G2s hair is ridiculously styled like a peacock's, characterized by emergent , opulent flamboyance.
Extensive deployment of makeup is essential in the daily ablutions of the G2s. Their crave for flawless skin perfection is evident from JPG makeup products (although this may be too gauche for them, and may indulge in Shu Umera / Kose instead.)
As G2s pay fine dedicated attention to every keratase, cuticle, follicle on their body, it is by no surprise that they are spotted with immaculated manicure and pedicure - that adds to their weekly regime of spa, tanning studios for a sun-kissed variated glow and other relaxation pursuits.
They say that eyes are the windows to your soul. For the same reason that Sayuri's grey-blue eyes are prized, coloured contacts are gems to G2s.
The glitzy and glamorous finishing touch to the G2 is a Tiffany and Co. diamond stud.
Hot Spots
Hyatt Hotel, Paragon, Heeren, Raffles Place, Versace, D&G, Agnes B
Flaw Tip
Twist their broken wrists and watch them writhe in pain.
G3 (G three)
Impression
G3s are the grand old ladies of the fashion-slut body. They have been there, seen that, felt it down there and are as shrewd and wicked as their nipples studs. These heralded goddesses are usually 35 years and above however young they may seem to be, exhibit disturbing signs like disgusting skin and crooked smiles (because of certain past attempts at attaining beauty-but that's besides the point). Voices are usually deep, hoarse and scary. Predators as they are to the unknowing, smooth young boy. However, the harsh reality is that they really are vulnerable creatures, who like the sentient everyone, just want love.
Description
G3s features are old and wrinkly, and there's no mistake about their obscene sense of dressing as they were borned during the strait-laced era. G3s struggle with antiquity is matched as closely as their pursuit in disastrous mimicking of youngsters du jour.
With an instinct to remain in the "IN" crowd, G3s mistake flamboyance as fashion and their idea is to capture attention through their favourite colours like shocking flamingo pink, lime green, orange citrus.
With a sad history to attain beauty, G3 salient facial hide is dark and oily, with blemishes worse than wrinkles (that could be treated with carotene); it is irrevocably damaged from photo-toxins and free radicals ravage. Their pursuit of beauty does not end skin deep, and the sad thing is even with the extensive skincare regime of IPLs and chemical skin peels, it is inadequate treatment for the pock marked lesions.
These G3s are poor observers of crowd, and their idea of fashion is sometimes locked into the past with 80s punk, rock & roll. The ones with a sadomasochistic streak in them may be spotted with metallic themed like chains, rings and neck chains etc.
Hot Spots
Art Houses, Galleries, Photography Workshops, Tea houses. Commes des Garcon, Energie.
Flaw Tip
The lonely souls would gladly exchange money for sex.
Impression
The normal blokes of the block with a touch of experimentation and a hint of fashion expressionism, with but none so far as to take sit-down-thought, unless precocious with a naturally well defined jaw-line and sculptured features. With absolutely no preparatory work, -G often make their debut with mild amusing results. While -G good features and physique can be their saving grace, the hallmark attraction of the Plain John -G lies in the gorgeous without-trying-too-hard flair that encapsulates simplicity.
Description
Despite meddling with their crown of glory, it is done with utmost minimal fuss. Hair is mostly kept short and neat as their incompetence of controlling long hair is innate. Spot neatly gelled hair with a stiff and unnatural look. However, the absolutely can't-be-bothered type may resort to spiked hair, reminiscent of their fierce facade, that is fuss free simply through a few simple swipes of gel and mess up with the hands.
G's skin is superficially free from acne, till closer inspection reveals the faux secret to camouflage is a tanned complexion, though that does not belie a commitment to cosmetics. Their Nivea or Biore cleanser (from goodie bags or as a gift from girlfriends) often aggravates the skin condition more than it helps.
Clothes are a common combination of single coloured or striped Polo / Tees + Jeans. -Gs are safe in their choices of clothes as they always pick some sort of sport brands. Tasteless dumb alpha ones may be spotted with floral accentuated prints with grotesque results.
-Gs are often blind pursuers of trend and have no mind of their own when it comes to the selection of accessories. An Oakley spectacle for example is an object of their necessity. As -Gs, with their ego as abundant as the ova of a shisamo fish, and can never tell apart Prada from Bata, they are often caught red handed in despicable acts such as prancing around with a Nike/Adidas sneaker, as though it has just been invented.
Hot Spots
It is not a challenge to spot one since the ubiquitous -Gs are sprawled everywhere.
Flaw Tip
-Gs are quick to deny that they are metrosexuals, so be liberal and sprinkle this spice onto their flaming egos.
G1 (G one)
Impression
G1s are closeted in every aspect and given the push to flaunt, they rise up the ranks fast and furious. Puny as fashionista - wannabes, who watch America's Next Top Model, and secretly read their mum's CLEO magazine, they hone over years of observation and experimentation, a sense of style, which is regrettably off-beat and contrived. The ah-beng equivalent in the society, this group fails in that despite looking up to the G2 and G3 seniors, it backslides into the slippery slope of mass brands and safe( read: ugly) styles. May resort to pink hair to get attention.
Description
Appear to be adept at colours, material, cutting, however when the big crunch comes in deciding between HK-designed graphic horror tees and Graniph art-house designs, they fail miserably.
Though this seems to contradict the previous point, G1s are competent to high efficacy extent at gawdy gruesome colours like candy pink (read: cute) on singlets, disgusting material, and OBIANG cutting and style.
Major cash spent at the hair salon. Hair is meticulously coiffed to the latest Taiwanese/ Japanese styles and topped with a ton of wax. Over styling is the rule here. No black and certainly no less than 2 colors please!
Evidence of deep conditioning and protection of scalp, and an overdose of hair tonic that reeks of malodorous herbs.
Skin is close to flawless, although the unlucky ones with bad genes may have yet to discover the secret to beautiful skin. Influenced by the G2s, G1s start to engage in recreational Make-up, but alas with unpleasant effects as badly caked on concealer and powder only serves to deride their shameless visage.
Mascara is used sparingly as they slowly learn the rules of deception, deceit and denial.
Clothes range from pasar malam to branded chic, but the rule here is it must be tasteless. The bold ones, with muscles to flaunt, exhibit in singlets and tank tops in primary colours. Havainas, Birkenstock as alternative footwear is almost a must.
Contact lenses are a must. May or may not be coloured.
Tattoos or piercing like ear rings may be spotted.
Hot Spots
Top Man, NUM, Blood Shop Bros
Flaw Tip
The underaged individuals' hectic schooling schedule, and weak purchasing power may preclude them attaining full benefits and sybaritic leisure.
G2 (G two)
Impression
G2s are pure reigning hubris sluts in their own ranks. Dressed in exuberant flair and abandon (even if the public disagrees, they have their own societies to support them) The appeal of the G2s is a different and a more sophisticated crowd from the G1, where it's about brands and sex. Their flamboyance is unmistakably in your face and they never fail to turn heads. G2s pride themselves with their overwhelming seduction like an Otto Dix caricature, that draws the beholder into a state of indifference to whether it is just EUUCOOL or simply EUU.
Description
Trained to sashay languorously in Masquerade style, G2s exchange looks effortlessly from day to day as though they never run out of ideas. Their extremism may stem from the fact that their close relations to the fashion industry inspire them to engage in cross dress ambiguity.
Close acquaintances of hair stylists, skin-care professionals, they get free weekly protein hair treatment, and samples of facial masque for all the moisture and radiance they can ever dream of. As such, G2's skin is unusually translucent , with a deep emanating glow and pinky radiance, that even women would die for. G2s hair is ridiculously styled like a peacock's, characterized by emergent , opulent flamboyance.
Extensive deployment of makeup is essential in the daily ablutions of the G2s. Their crave for flawless skin perfection is evident from JPG makeup products (although this may be too gauche for them, and may indulge in Shu Umera / Kose instead.)
As G2s pay fine dedicated attention to every keratase, cuticle, follicle on their body, it is by no surprise that they are spotted with immaculated manicure and pedicure - that adds to their weekly regime of spa, tanning studios for a sun-kissed variated glow and other relaxation pursuits.
They say that eyes are the windows to your soul. For the same reason that Sayuri's grey-blue eyes are prized, coloured contacts are gems to G2s.
The glitzy and glamorous finishing touch to the G2 is a Tiffany and Co. diamond stud.
Hot Spots
Hyatt Hotel, Paragon, Heeren, Raffles Place, Versace, D&G, Agnes B
Flaw Tip
Twist their broken wrists and watch them writhe in pain.
G3 (G three)
Impression
G3s are the grand old ladies of the fashion-slut body. They have been there, seen that, felt it down there and are as shrewd and wicked as their nipples studs. These heralded goddesses are usually 35 years and above however young they may seem to be, exhibit disturbing signs like disgusting skin and crooked smiles (because of certain past attempts at attaining beauty-but that's besides the point). Voices are usually deep, hoarse and scary. Predators as they are to the unknowing, smooth young boy. However, the harsh reality is that they really are vulnerable creatures, who like the sentient everyone, just want love.
Description
G3s features are old and wrinkly, and there's no mistake about their obscene sense of dressing as they were borned during the strait-laced era. G3s struggle with antiquity is matched as closely as their pursuit in disastrous mimicking of youngsters du jour.
With an instinct to remain in the "IN" crowd, G3s mistake flamboyance as fashion and their idea is to capture attention through their favourite colours like shocking flamingo pink, lime green, orange citrus.
With a sad history to attain beauty, G3 salient facial hide is dark and oily, with blemishes worse than wrinkles (that could be treated with carotene); it is irrevocably damaged from photo-toxins and free radicals ravage. Their pursuit of beauty does not end skin deep, and the sad thing is even with the extensive skincare regime of IPLs and chemical skin peels, it is inadequate treatment for the pock marked lesions.
These G3s are poor observers of crowd, and their idea of fashion is sometimes locked into the past with 80s punk, rock & roll. The ones with a sadomasochistic streak in them may be spotted with metallic themed like chains, rings and neck chains etc.
Hot Spots
Art Houses, Galleries, Photography Workshops, Tea houses. Commes des Garcon, Energie.
Flaw Tip
The lonely souls would gladly exchange money for sex.
posted by Christopher | 3:52 AM
3 Comments:
LOL. Hilarious classification. I think I saw a G3 before. But I suppose sometimes it's hard to reall classify them cos they are like G2.45 or something.
How about S people? G-2? or G0? G-minus is such a LOL class.
Waiting for a possible L(es) Grading? =p
Haha, you're fast. I personally find G3s amusing, cos they are really EUUGROSS. G2s are EUUCOOL if you can see it in a certain way. I did incorporate S people inside, -G are S fashion dabblers(read: blind followers of trend. Oakley, crumpler etc). G1s may be S or G.
L !!! I think they're boring people, they simply end up like males = boring.
Also, the population doesnt settle and distribute into many stratas like the males.
Perhaps it's possible to identify with the gals; there's the current looks with the gals, like kitty heels, folded up jeans and beady accesories, and some kind of "brand" association loyalty.
What a great site » »
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