Miss Congeniality with a Twist
With the sudden barage of new potential ugly faces on the media, it is little wonder why Dr Woffles Wu, the most famous plastic surgeon in Singapore, has been re-visited now and then by his new and old trusty customers. I am getting quite sick of seeing him all over the shop i.e on TV, in the newspapers and magazines.
Back to the sudden barage, well, just look at Miss Singapore beauty pageant. Honestly, I don't pity the female pageants, but the audience, for being lured into this joke. I would neither like to comment on the female contestants, nor add anymore commentary spikes on their looks. Nowadays, there are lack of personal groomers to teach them grooming, diet, and the right poise;and instead pageants girls have taken their personal grooming to their own hands. Some girls think that, "Oh! I'll eat Slim10, shed some 10 kg, get liver damage, and save on yellow makeup powder." Or the typical bimbo, " *squeals* a new product for cellulite! Hmm, but where to put ah?" And before any correct can get to them, they smear it over their breasts. To the dumb brawn, cellulite stores are in your tummy and your ass, you ass. Shocking contestants reveal shocking results.
As usual, I have a better suggestion. I believe that Singapore has beauty salon queens, like the mega stars from ADONIS, JEAN YIP and MARIE FRANCE BODYLINE. I was thinking that since Singaporean girls are rather brainless in dolling up, and I'm sure these beauty salon queens have better techniques (but not neccessarily better brains), wouldn't it be feasibly to organise a beauty pageants, to allow cross-salon competition?
Incidentally, ADONIS means a very handsome young man, and in Greek Mythology, Adonis was a strikingly beautiful youth loved by Aphrodite, goddess of love. Why in the world would someone want to name their salon after a man when the salon is largely catered to women? Well, unless it is a transexual or a transvestite salon, I reckon. On this basis, representatives from ADONIS can only be transvestites and/or transexuals. Singapore is curious to see how ADONIS is successful in transforming a man into a woman.
JEAN YIP - the one and only mamasan. But don't challenge her mettle. Since her humble beginnings at Geylang, and then to Outram Park, and finally outlets all over Singapore, someone has got to admire her for her hardwork, and the bevy of lians and prostitutes who have faithfully followed her all these years. On this basis, representatives from JY can be prostitutes, and they can only be clad in jeans and nothing else.
As for the representatives from the last beauty salon, one can only expect anorexic bodylined figurines to catwalk till the end of the stage, and faint when they make for the turn. Marie France bodyline contestants actually do stand a good chance to win, if not for their stubborness to speak french instead of english. What is so difficult in saing "WORLD PEACE" in English, rather than "I LOVE FRANCE!" in French? Some judges, simply don't understand French, with the exception of Merci, which they think is pronounced as mercy, and they think it means begging for mercy for more beauty marks.
What a brilliant idea.
An Eye For A Guy
What is the matter wth TCS? Do they have to come up with Singapore's version of the Bachelorette and announce to the whole world, screaming that "We are TOTALLY CREATIVITY SCARCE!"
1.The men has egos as big as their testis, and as small as their brains.
2.All the guys speak with a phony accent, you think they graduated from the same telemarketing school.
3.The busty girl can't speak properly for nuts.
4.They are lacking sponsors for good food, ambience and clothes.
5.The gentlemen simply walked in to participate. No prior filtering, screening or whatsoever.
The title of the show is totally screwed up too. An Eye For A Guy?! I believe what it means that for the finale, the guy who is finally chosen will be given a 3rd eye. Finally, he will realise that she is : Busty and can't speak for nuts.
But I certainly don't think so. The girl needs a discerning 3rd eye even now, at this stage.
Frankly, I don't know why TCS has so many episodes of that. What's the point of the slow elimination when it is obvious from the start, 1/2 of them cannot make it on the 1st episode. On the 2nd episode, boot out another 1/2. And on the finale episode, choose 1 out of 4. 3 episodes in total. Save air space.
With the sudden barage of new potential ugly faces on the media, it is little wonder why Dr Woffles Wu, the most famous plastic surgeon in Singapore, has been re-visited now and then by his new and old trusty customers. I am getting quite sick of seeing him all over the shop i.e on TV, in the newspapers and magazines.
Back to the sudden barage, well, just look at Miss Singapore beauty pageant. Honestly, I don't pity the female pageants, but the audience, for being lured into this joke. I would neither like to comment on the female contestants, nor add anymore commentary spikes on their looks. Nowadays, there are lack of personal groomers to teach them grooming, diet, and the right poise;and instead pageants girls have taken their personal grooming to their own hands. Some girls think that, "Oh! I'll eat Slim10, shed some 10 kg, get liver damage, and save on yellow makeup powder." Or the typical bimbo, " *squeals* a new product for cellulite! Hmm, but where to put ah?" And before any correct can get to them, they smear it over their breasts. To the dumb brawn, cellulite stores are in your tummy and your ass, you ass. Shocking contestants reveal shocking results.
As usual, I have a better suggestion. I believe that Singapore has beauty salon queens, like the mega stars from ADONIS, JEAN YIP and MARIE FRANCE BODYLINE. I was thinking that since Singaporean girls are rather brainless in dolling up, and I'm sure these beauty salon queens have better techniques (but not neccessarily better brains), wouldn't it be feasibly to organise a beauty pageants, to allow cross-salon competition?
Incidentally, ADONIS means a very handsome young man, and in Greek Mythology, Adonis was a strikingly beautiful youth loved by Aphrodite, goddess of love. Why in the world would someone want to name their salon after a man when the salon is largely catered to women? Well, unless it is a transexual or a transvestite salon, I reckon. On this basis, representatives from ADONIS can only be transvestites and/or transexuals. Singapore is curious to see how ADONIS is successful in transforming a man into a woman.
JEAN YIP - the one and only mamasan. But don't challenge her mettle. Since her humble beginnings at Geylang, and then to Outram Park, and finally outlets all over Singapore, someone has got to admire her for her hardwork, and the bevy of lians and prostitutes who have faithfully followed her all these years. On this basis, representatives from JY can be prostitutes, and they can only be clad in jeans and nothing else.
As for the representatives from the last beauty salon, one can only expect anorexic bodylined figurines to catwalk till the end of the stage, and faint when they make for the turn. Marie France bodyline contestants actually do stand a good chance to win, if not for their stubborness to speak french instead of english. What is so difficult in saing "WORLD PEACE" in English, rather than "I LOVE FRANCE!" in French? Some judges, simply don't understand French, with the exception of Merci, which they think is pronounced as mercy, and they think it means begging for mercy for more beauty marks.
What a brilliant idea.
An Eye For A Guy
What is the matter wth TCS? Do they have to come up with Singapore's version of the Bachelorette and announce to the whole world, screaming that "We are TOTALLY CREATIVITY SCARCE!"
1.The men has egos as big as their testis, and as small as their brains.
2.All the guys speak with a phony accent, you think they graduated from the same telemarketing school.
3.The busty girl can't speak properly for nuts.
4.They are lacking sponsors for good food, ambience and clothes.
5.The gentlemen simply walked in to participate. No prior filtering, screening or whatsoever.
The title of the show is totally screwed up too. An Eye For A Guy?! I believe what it means that for the finale, the guy who is finally chosen will be given a 3rd eye. Finally, he will realise that she is : Busty and can't speak for nuts.
But I certainly don't think so. The girl needs a discerning 3rd eye even now, at this stage.
Frankly, I don't know why TCS has so many episodes of that. What's the point of the slow elimination when it is obvious from the start, 1/2 of them cannot make it on the 1st episode. On the 2nd episode, boot out another 1/2. And on the finale episode, choose 1 out of 4. 3 episodes in total. Save air space.
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